Airblaster Women's Wine Classic Beanie - $12

 

Airblaster Women's Wine Classic Beanie - Retails at $19.99

Pull on the Airblaster Classic Beanie before your next date to hide the fact that you haven’t showered in weeks. Comfy acrylic fabric caresses your greasy, unwashed scalp like an over-eager transient on a city bus.

Airblaster Airshades Sunglasses - $10

AIRBLASTER AIRSHADES - RETAILS AT $15 

Airblaster's Airshades Sunglasses are ideal for people with two eyes, a nose, and two ears. Although we definitely don't want to exclude you if you happen to be missing any of the above—you could probably make it work with some duct tape or something.

Airblaster Airshades - U.S. Shipping

Black - One Size $10.00 USD

Airblaster Airshades - Int'l Shipping

Black - One Size $10.00 USD